This memo was just issued by John Hill with the campaign via email:
Based on our response to David's email today, there appears to have been some confusion regarding what is and isn't acceptable regarding our supporters and the RBC meeting in Washington, DC this Saturday. Their meeting process should be respected, as well as those attending in support of Senator Hillary Clinton
Although we certainly do not wish to discourage our supporters from attending the event, we hope to take the proceedings as an opportunity to engender party unity, not to divide us further.
Therefore, after the RBC has rendered their decision, a decision that will still leave Senator Clinton with little to no chance of winning the Democratic nomination, we request, for the sake of party unity, that you refrain from the following.
1. No lewd victory dances.
2. No fashioning adult diapers from Hillary Clinton for President signs.
3. No before mentioned lewd dances while wearing before mentioned diapers.
4. No mentioning of the rules.
5. No caucuses.
6. No chanting of divisive words such as hope and change.
7. Please refrain from talking to little girls with poems, as this may be accompanied by an unseen, unheard burst of sniper fire.
Also, we would like to keep the proceedings as safe, and civil as possible. Therefore, we humbly request that you do not bring the following items within 500 yards of the proceedings:
1) Glass bottles.
2) Rules of any kind.
3) The Starr Report
4) Matches
5) Before mentioned little girls with poems.
6) Facts of any kind.
7) Lanny Davis
Thank you very much for your understanding. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions.
UPDATED: We have just been notified that thundersticks have been banned from the event, as well as air horns and Ed Rendell.
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